The professor, numb under the spell of his dumbness stood at the podium, having no idea as to where the class was heading towards..Haah! neither did we have any idea whatsoever!!
The situation felt grim and funny at the same time - a feeling that could be covered under what I term as 'accho-pie'.At about ten minutes to 6, a student easily walked into the class,cat- walked her way to the last seat and conveniently sat in her Cleopatran pose.
"Pleej.. listen to bhaat i say in the kilaas"- a voice emerged from far away , as it seemed- the professor was surely making desperate attempts to make his presence felt in the class.Its funny to see what went on during that one hour of our so-called 'lecture' - so much so that I'm sure a lot of my fellow classmates must have felt 'little' in one way or the other(pun intended).I mean who calls people to 'read'to the class! Haah.. sheer non-sense.
And then what I witnessed totally took me by my wits.. I had always seen such stuff in movies or read about them in fiction stories.. but now I had it all in front of me- a REAL pair of GEEKY twin- sisters dressed up as each others'mirror images, that too having emerged from the 70's, with the exact length of hair, braided in the exactly the same fashion with their 'nakli' Reebok t-shirts and the 'POMA' sandals, with the animal in a climbing position - well they just seemed to rock every guy's world :o
Walking towards the podium with her head high, one of the sisters reached out to read to the class from the Bare Act. In the meanwhile, I noticed myself wondering how proud one could get by reading out to am class led by a dumbhead at a Law School! well , i'd surely have a proud feeling if I were to read out the verdict of awarding Death penalty to Kasab.. but anyways... his death itself is a very TOUCHY topic.. for god's sake.. its been good riddance..Oh well.. coming back to the class.. all I could feel is NAUSEA!! <puke>
